My 9th Shark Week Photo

 Mommy takes these every year of Hatchet and I with our toy sharks.

Shark Week 2020

 It's that time of the year again when Mommy makes me and Aunt Hatchet take pictures with our toy sharks.

This is my 8th annual Shark Week Photo!

And it's Aunt Hatchet's 11th year...

I think mine is better. I was being playful. Aunt Hatchet looks like she wants Mommy's camera to be on fire.

Mind Power!

I'm practicing giving the look that I see Mommy give the television a lot lately. She has this magic power where she gets this look on her face and and then soon afterward the TV shuts off!

I'm hoping this will work on the Bad Barky Dog too.

I Had My Surgery!

I had my dental surgery and they removed one of my canines so now my smile is a little awkward. The White Coat Lady also removed a tumor from my side, so I have a clean bill of health now!


Mommy even kept her promise and gave me cheese mousies that were made of cream cheese, which I'd never had before. They were really yummy!

My Very Own Movie!

Last December a lot of my friends on Facebook all voted that I should make my own movie (except for Mommy because she didn't want to have to edit it for me.)

And here it is!

Mommy's Keys

Mommy says I have to see the White Coat Lady again sometime soon because I have a bad tooth that needs to be removed. The first time I met the White Coat Lady, I tried to get Mommy's car keys out of her purse and make her take us home. But it didn't work.

Can one of you teach me to drive? Think about how funny it would be if I was the one who drove off and left Mommy at the vet!

Busted!

No, Hobbes and I weren't playing with the electrical outlet. Why do you ask?

I can relate

This always reminds me of Mommy and me when we are around some of our friends.

We don't have a Ceiling Cat here. We just have my big brother Gabriel who is pretty much an idiot. At least, I hope Gabriel isn't really Ceiling Cat. We're all in a lot of trouble if he is!

Behind the scenes of my movie!

Mommy and Good Aunt Sandy were testing some special effects for my very own movie! The Bad Barky Dog and his girlfriend Roxy had to rehearse for one of my favorite scenes.

I don't see why Mommy says directing is hard work. They do all the work and I just pick the cuts I like, right?

Goofy

Good Daddy always has a way to take a photo of me that makes me look goofy. If he's had just pulled the camera back a few feet, you'd see that I was actually being very cute.

There are some days like this when it's hard for me to remember why I have a Good Daddy and a Bad Daddy when they both play tricks on me.

I am so going to turn him into a turnip.

Costume Party

On New Year's Eve everyone was wearing these stupid costumes. I was looking forward to hanging out on Mommy's lap all night because I thought she'd be wearing the raccoon costume that I like because it's really soft.

But she went as a lion instead!

I don't know what she was thinking, but that costume was really creepy. There was no way I was going to hang out with her looking like that!

Black Magic Cat

I didn't get any of my Christmas wishes this year so I'm taking matters into my own paws. I'm going to find a magic spell to turn the Bad Barky Dog into a turnip.

Good Daddy says it doesn't work that way. Maybe I'll turn him into a turnip too!

Mommy is back from stupid film stuff again.

So Mommy finally came back last night after being gone for four and a half forevers doing some festival in Virginia. 

I know she can do her stupid film stuff even with her bad ankle. I wonder if she could still do it if she had TWO bad ankles...

Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm really looking forward to my turkey dinner today!  I hope you all enjoy yours too.

Bad Daddy Does Good

Sometimes I let Bad Daddy rub my ears because it's one of the very few things he does right by me. I wish he'd give me a snack while he's doing it though.

There's a camera around!

I told my brother Hobbes that if he absolutely must hang out in the bathroom with me that he has to always look dignified whenever Good Daddy comes in carrying his phone because he will almost certainly take a picture of us.

Hobbes is a special kind of stupid. This is why I often knock him into the garbage can when we are in here.

Cat Nap

Mewsolini, Blackjack, and I decided to keep Good Daddy's side of the bed warm for him. Normally my job is to keep Mommy's pillow warm, but the other cats said that they needed help today because Cassie was doing something else.

We sent Hobbes to tell him that he can't go to bed for at least 14 hours because that's how long it will take us to make it the perfect temperature for him.

Traveling in Style

Mommy got me a brand new carrier since I have to go to the vet so often. It's really comfortable, not at all like that plastic monstrosity that looked like a hooded litter box with a cell door.

She says I'm really good in a car because I don't yell the whole way there like some of the other cats do.

Snake-Napper

The bad barky dog likes to try to kidnap my snakes! He waits until I'm asleep and then he grabs one. 

Fortunately, everyone knows that they are MY snakes and they rescue them for me. They know I'll beat up the dog if I catch him in the act, and nobody wants that.

My Own Website!

This is my brand new website so I can share my opinions with people who don't just visit me on Facebook.

Everyone says that I'm a very unusual cat!  I have a lot going on in my life and my own way of putting things.

I have a lot of pictures in my photo albums that you can look at.  You can also meet the other cats I live with that my family takes care of. 

I also have a shop that has gifts and stuff for cat lovers. The proceeds go toward my vet bills and the medicines I have to take.  Right now it just has a few things in it, but Mommy says that there will be a lot more added very soon!

 
So have a look around!