Mommy named me "Hades" after the Greek God of the Underworld who was also the god of gold (like my fur). But most people think I got my name for being a furry little agent of evil, so I just let them think that.
I also change colors! I was born beige but started turning gold. Sometimes I get really ginger like my dumb brother Hobbes, but then it fades into the light gold again. Weird, huh?
I started out by going on Facebook and announcing anything important she wanted people to know. Later on she let me have my very own Facebook page where I can say whatever I want to.
When I was younger I had a bad problem with my bladder and I couldn't use the litter box. The Vet had to take away all of my boy parts so I could pass bladder stones easily. Everyone says I had a sex-change operation, but Mommy says that I still act like a boy.
Because of my condition I have to be on a special diet and sometimes I have to go to the vet to get treatments. I even had to have surgery again on my 7th birthday!
The White Coat Lady at the vet office says that I also have a really bad tooth that she has to take out soon. I'm beginning to worry because it seems that every time I go to the vet I come back with parts missing! (I hope she doesn't notice the kink in my tail that I was born with.)